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"I don't wanna change the world. I just wanna watch it go by." -The Strokes ("Under Control")

First off, if we ever meet face-to-face, call me Rob.

Three things you should know about me:

1. I like pudding.
2. I'm a film geek.
3. Every time God masturbates, I murder a puppy.

The three books that have influenced my philosophy on life are Plato's "Trial and Death of Socrates," Sartre's "No Exit," and Stephen Crane's "The Open Boat." This probably makes me sound like a nihilist, but I'm not. I do believe in the existence of the spirit, and am reminded of its existence every time I listen to the Jethro Tull album "Songs From the Wood" (of course, the album also instills in me a desire to dig a firepit in the yard. Track Number 8 all the way). My spiritual system has been jumbled together Commando Buffet style from several systems of belief. It's too complicated to get into here. Basically, I takes what I likes and leaves the rest to curdle. E-mail or IM me sometime if you're interested, and we'll talk more about it.

I'm also an ordained minister. But it's with the Universal Life Church, and anyone can get ordained from them. So if you ever want to marry something, I'll do any ceremony except for children and adults. If you want to marry a child, I'll just shoot you.

And concerning my username: It's not derived from the German fighter plane, but rather the Blue Oyster Cult song off of the album "Secret Treaties." Which was a song about the German fighter planes. But just to be clear, the username is to promote awareness of Blue Oyster Cult and not Nazism (the fact that no one appreciates Blue Oyster Cult is also where "Harvester of Eyes" comes from). Even though there are some who probably think I'm a closet facist. My plan for eliminating racism and ignorance might sound like facism, but I don't think it is for two reasons: 1) I'm not advocating hunting these people down, but rather finding a way to get them into the same room peacefully, such as advertising a Larry the Cable Guy Film Festival, and 2) I'm not advocating murdering them, just giving them a quick once-over with x-rays. Which is actually very humane. They still get to enjoy the use of their sex organs, they just won't make anything with them. Which means they'll enjoy sex more than everyone else. So, at best, I'd be a humanitarian facist. If I were facist. Which some people might think I am. Because of my plan for eliminating racism in the world. I'm going in circles now, aren't I? The point I'm trying to make is that Blue Oyster Cult rock, and if you've never heard the album "Secret Treaties," you should.

And walking is also useful.

Mingle² - Los Angeles Singles

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